Things to note:
-the girl is an android.
-the tiger is Siberian species.
-it takes place at the end of Cold War.
-the man's name is Professor Hahn.

I'll start it off: I was 13 when I wrote this:

The Pen

The writer sat quietly in the glen,
writing, (to stir the hearts of men)
rebellious words, against the throne
of the king, and with a groan,
he rose to distribute his words in town.
He heard a noise, and turned around.
"Varlet pig, writing the treasonous word!"
And he killed the writer with his sword.

Now, for our feature presentation.

Thanks for responding. I appreciate and understand your response I eventually resorted to emailing you my question. In both attempts, my emails failed to deliver. Long story short, my questions via email were far more polished than these earlier questions above. Now that I know I can get a hold of you this way, shall contacting you via the discussion board be preferred for you?

As I put time into crafting emails to present to you my request, please permit me to share my request as I intended for you to read:

Hello my online name is Cognac250. I am and have been a highly active member of Pointy Ears : http://www.wakachan.org/elf/wakaba.html I am also with in my knowledge the longest serving member and have earned the respect of my posting peers. I have also taken on the responsibility of learning how the ins and outs of the board work so to better serve PE's growing needs. It has been a learning process, but enjoyable. Before taking on a possible moderator role, I would to know more about what it means and entails for I have only met kind directions but no description. Upon reaching you, could you be kind enough to describe to me exactly what a moderator does and how.

"I said BROOMSTICK, not BOOMSTICK!"

(Feel free to reverse that order if it increases the Funny.)

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