Genesis, Nomad, Game Gear: always shows off her Blast Processsing power, always butting heads with SNES using powers like those of Pulseman. Nomad is a desert-living cousin of Genesis who doesn't live in a house and is always hiking. Game Gear is always tagging along with Genesis and likes to tease Gameboy for having B/W graphics, but has low stamina (reflecting her battery life); she loves to watch TV with her Tuner. SNES: Armed with a Super Scope (used like an assault rifle), Snes mouse (used as a whip or a garrote or a rope for tying people up), and always fighting Genesis. She is very popular. Saturn: always crying after being mocked by Playstation and being consoled by Uncle Segata. Has a handful of faithful admirers, and is often seen clutching a stuffed dragon plushie (reference to Panzer Dragoon). Dreamcast: always depicted with an empty wallet (referring to SEGA being too poor to continue the hardware biz) and heavy, swirly glasses. Daydreams a lot, as a reference to her original motto (It's Dreaming.) She has several pet VMU that have different personalities. Loves fishing with her custom "fishing rod controller" as she can daydream while waiting for a bite. N64: Slightly giddy from all the 360-degree spinnin' done in Mario Party. Tends to tremble slightly all the time due to her Rumble Pak. Shares Gamecube's love of parties but has lower tolerance for madcap antics (due to her lower stats) without her RAM Pak medicine. Gamecube, GBA: always linked to Advance-tan by the Link Cable. Motherlike figure, she moans about her lack of support (3rd-party support, that is) and likes parties; she also has a faithful pet bird in the Wavebird. Advance is a cute little kid who looks vaguely like SNES and is popular with kids; she is a fan of Magical Girls and uses her E-Reader to play at being the 3rd member of Pretty Cure. As with Win95, call Gamecube Oba-san at your peri- (USER WAS CLOVEN BY THE SWORD THAT CLEAVES EVIL FOR THIS REMARK) Neo Geo, NG Pocket: Guaranteed to always piss the other console-tans from her generation off by boasting about her 24-bit power (she is as powerful as her cousins who work in the arcades). Her sister, NG Pocket, is a strong little girl who dislikes GameBoy for outperforming her and being more popular. NES, Gameboy: NES dislikes Genesis intensely for stealing her thunder. She plays a lot with Gameboy, letting her ride piggyback (reference to Super Game Boy), and carries her Zapper with her. Gameboy is a tough little tyke who seems to shrug off damage like it wasn't there (Nintendium!), but only has clothes and crayons in grayscale; She has a camera and printer, and a naughty sense of humor. Gameboy is terrified of a horrible monster known as the MISSINGNO. Master System: Looks up to her sister Genesis, and likes to compete with NES. A little jealous of Game Gear for being smaller/more popular than she is, she teases her sister for not having good eyesight like her (Game Gear does not have as high a resolution as the Master System). Playstation, PS2, PSP, PS3: All of them are newcomers and disliked intensely by the SEGA/Nintendo-tans, especially by SNES who hates Playstation for betraying her. PS3 is a hueg science genius who boasts about her Cell Power, and accidently blurts out "US$599!" and "It's Ridge Racer! Riiiiiidge Racer!" from time to time; she also has a mysterious fondness for seafood, especially CRABS, and is mocked for having a massive (hueg enough to poke eyes out!) bust size by Wii and some of the lesser-endowed consoles; she is often with her Uncle Ken or Uncle Kaz. PSP is a small and well-dressed upperclassgirl who always looks down on DS and GBA for "being kiddy", loves movies, and is followed a small skilled pickpocket who always manages to steal her wallet/memory card (like Game Gear, she also has poor stamina). PS2 is more popular than Gamecube and X-Box and always boasts about it, and spends a lot of time changing/washing up (long load times), she also has a toy ball that can get things stuck to it rather like a katamari. PS2 and PS1 have poor eyesight resulting from too much reading of cheap novels (reference to the laser disalignment that often happens in older PS1/PS2 models). DS, Wii: DS are twins who are often seen with Advance-tan when she's not linked to Gamecube; they wield a stylus and a microphone and like to surprise-grope the other consoles (their motto: TOUCHING IS GOOD, lol). Wii is always seen carrying her Wiimote about, and is a fun-loving kid whom PS3 mocks for being a simpleton; she often hangs out with Uncle Reggie, who has an important job. Wii is adept in martial arts, wielding her Wiimote with the Nunchuk attachment; she can also use the Wiimote as a gun (with the Zapper Shell) and as a lightsaber. N-Gage: Emo girl who's always whining on her handphone to her rich daddy that no-one likes her as much as her sisters. Hates the fact that she cannot even wash her hands without removing/changing most of her clothing (refers to the N-Gage I's horrible design fault wherein you had to remove the whole backpanel to change cartridges). Phantom: A ghostly non-corporeal girl whom is not acknowledged by the other consoles due to never being actually released. X-Box, 360: Both are very rich foreigners who hang out with their Daddy Bill. The OS-Tans are their distant relatives. X-Box is always competing to try and outdo PS2 and has a weight complex (because everyone pokes fun at her for being hueg), and 360-tan carries a large brick with her all the time (her power brick, lol). 360 is prone to crashing as clumsily as her cousin ME-Tan once in a blue moon (she is far more stable though); she loves to compare stats with PS3 (almost even stats) and is trying to outperform her. Wonderswan: Graceful and a poor singer, she's not as respected as the other handhelds but has a huge fanclub in Asia. Atari: She represents all the Atari systems (2600, 5200, 7800). She's a nice, old-school kid always seen with her trademark joystick. Often getting buried up to her neck in sand by NES, she dislikes aliens (reference to the ET landfill), and idolises Indiana Jones (he reminds her of Pitfall Harry). Oddysey I: The ancestor of all the Consoles, she has white hair and carries a table tennis set and air-pistol with her all the time (She came with Pong and you could get a proto-lightgun for her); despite her age, she is respected and well-liked. Jaguar: The long-lost 32-bit handheld, she has kitty ears (jaguar ears) and dislikes SNES, Genesis and Neo Geo for outperforming her. Has a fondness for homebrew cookery (refers to present-day extensive homebrew support for the Jaguar). Game Genie: A traditional genie, his hearing is not very good. Living in a Game Genie cartridge, he tries to grant wishes to the console girls. Gameshark, Action Replay - They are Game Genie's successors, Shark is a stylish Elite Beat Agent-esque guy while Action Replay is a shady black market dealer. Wii, Gamecube, N64, Dreamcast, and Saturn all love parties. Game Gear and PSP have poor stamina. PS1, PS2, and PS3 have bad eyesight and wear glasses; so do Saturn and Dreamcast. Game Gear has goggles that actually do something. (magnifying glasses) Game Boy, Advance and tht DS twins are good friends. By the time of the Wii, 360 and PS3, Genesis (Genny) and SNES have put aside their age-old emnity and become good-natured rivals who tease each other. Wii is close friends with Genesis, NES, SNES, and N64 (Virtual Console). 360 has bought some of Neo Geo's old toys (old arcade classics on X-Box Live Arcade); PS2 also has done the same (ports of Neo Geo games on PS2) Saturn, N64, and Dreamcast often band together to plot against the Playstation Sisters (as they were badly owned by PS1 in their time) Scale for ages (oldest at top of list): Oddysey I Atari NES Master System Genesis SNES Neo Geo Jaguar PS1 N64 Saturn DC PS2 Cube X-Box 360 PS3 Wii Nomad PSP GameGear NeoGeo Pocket Advance Wonderswan DS Gameboy "Phantom" (negative age due to never being actually released) (Handhelds are treated as younger than the 'big' consoles, and Nomad is a portable Genesis, so she's the oldest in terms of relative age.) Scale for stamina of the Handhelds (starting with the highest stamina - this refers to their battery life): Advance Gameboy DS NGP WonderSwan GameGear PSP (Game Gear is treated as having higher stamina than PSP because she has the excuse of being made with less efficient technology and thus ended having large power consumption) Scale for Bust Size (based on RELATIVE console power): PS3, 360 - F cup size X-Box - E Wii, GC, PS2- DD N64, DC - D Saturn, PS1, PSP*, Jaguar, Neo Geo - C Genesis, Nomad*, SNES, DS* - B+ Master System, NES, Oddysey, Atari - A * - Only handhelds to be considered as having a bust size, the others are all ironing boards. List of accessories, by console: Atari - PONG Paddles, Proto-lightgun NES - Zapper, Power Glove SNES - Super Scope, SNES Mouse Genesis - 32x Game Gear - TV Tuner, Screen Magnifier Gameboy - Camera, Printer Advance - E-Reader (depicted as a henshin device), Wireless Adaptor (Cell Phone). The two devices are usually depicted as combined to form a Pretty Cure-ish handphone-like device. PS1 - Guncon lightgun N64 - Rumble Pak (vibrator, lol), Expansion Pak (medicine), 64DD (depicted as a padded bra) DC - Fishing Controller (functions as both a weapon and a real fishing rod) X-Box - Headset Cube - DK Bongos, Microphone, GC-GBA Link Cable (used to leash Advance in so she doesn't do silly things from time to time) PS2 - Rez Trance Vibrator (lol), Headset, Karaoke Microphone, Guitar Controller DS - Stylus, Headset, sticker-tattoos (referring to the decorative skins that can be applied to the DS and Lite) PSP - Bulletproof vest (referring to the 3rd-party armored shells available for protecting PSPs) Wii - Wiimote, Nunchuk (also depicted as sisters/triplets), Zapper Shell Wiimote, Steering Wheel Wiimote