In this page, we post images with strange/inappropriate english! Wallpapers get special awards.
This is what happens when you try translating Japanese spoken with a heavy Welsh accent into English.
In the bottom right...
Better not get too excited
Onee-chan, I'm against violation by pinku!
Anyone have the "I'll kill you dead" from bleach?
The fine, fine people from Siokhara bade you welcome!
High Res, for her pleasure!
To me, a Slider is a White Castle Cheeseburger.
Technically, this isn't engrish, but if you've ever actually listened to Moetan mp3s, you'd know it truly is :)
What happens when somebody can't tell English from German.
This thread needs more Maritan. :/
Can you survive? Well, can you?!
Remember, a girl plane is a plainness.
I cannot in good faith support this issue.
Somehow, this belongs in this thread. It's VIP quality.
I'm alive, I'm in love, I'm in heat, and I need you!
Not only is it engrish, but it's also the most disturbing Metal Gear Solid fanart I've ever seen. And I've seen quite a few.
Anyone have any more of this Jap textbook?
From [Pixy-Led] Novel Graphic 2006(Various)
Engrish can be VERY difficult, especially whebn you're tripping over red thread.
You wouldn't... would you?
.... until the occurence of the japanese...
"Please something pushes a button."
I guess the female equivalent would be "titsyear".
The sound of 50000 arrows hitting makes one helluva thunk.
An all time classic.
>>120
Not engrish: poetry. Nearly Brought by Wendy Cope. (click link for full text)
>>13
WHAT THE SHIT IS THIS!?
>>134 Yes? Very...? GODDAMNIT WALLPARPER, DON'T LEAVE ME HANGING LIKE THIS!
I bust up laughing at >>143 every time I see it.
>>148
What the hell?!
>>157 Can't really see what's engrish about this one, "Tell me please!!" is hardly even grammatically incorrect. Or am I missing something?
Homework doesn't end. Someone somehow or other!
>>158 teh he he, the pokegear has the function of a cellphone, so I think it must say something like "please talk to me" or "please phone me", maybe I wrong with these :P
>>164
Ah, I see. I was missing the context, but you're probably right. No problem then.
whatthefuckamireading.jpg
Please do not rub strongly such!
Otherwise, I will lapse into an absentmindedness state out of pleasantness.
Looks like you're gonna fail this class, kid.
Ah yes, the classic fantasy epic Load of the Rings.
I have obitained the power of science
Hold on, modern Britain? In Fullmetal Alchemist? WTF?
To be fair, this is the equalent of all those tattoos, t-shirts etc with random asian letters that we westerners seem to love so much.
this pix for IoTD! d(n_n)b
and for new year's eve :P
This might be intentional.
beware the deadly sin of gloth!